crazybecat asked:

Prompt up for grabs: MAC: Andrea is a popular up and coming lounge dancer, in an exclusive bar/restaurant/lounge run by a Miss Cruella De Vil. Imagine the turmoil that's brought about when she draws the attention of Fashion Queen Miranda Priestly, who wants Andrea to do modeling for her (despite her 'fat' appearance in comparison to her other models). Cruella is not a fan of sharing her prized possessions, and Andrea doesn't want Miranda to discover her secrets.

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crazybecat asked:

Prompt up for grabs: One of the girls falls into an abusive relationship. Miranda suspects something is wrong, and constantly tries to help, as well as always expressing how much she love her Bobbsey, etc. But her baby only continues to drift away. One day at work, she gets a call... from Andrea. Her baby had called Andy, crying, choking, hardly able to speak, and asked for help. Miranda's life is thrown for a loop when her baby is in the hospital, beaten within inches of her life, and may die

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Anonymous asked:

Name that fic: andy and Miranda get it on in the office, Andy persuades M into sitting on her dildo and the whole thing appears quite tame from the outside. Nigel temporarily ruins their fun by coming into the office, andy manages to distract him from noticing Miranda is currently "engaged" on her lap. thank ya :)

(・・?) I don’t know this one…

UPDATE: Thanks folks, it is A Minor Setback by UbiquitousMixie.

crazybecat asked:

Prompt up for grabs: MAC: Cruella LOVES Halloween. EVERYTHING. Costumes, decorations, candy... but, especially the children. SHE LOVES KIDS. She hates when kids (younger, unable to 'defend', etc) are scared too much. So she makes sure that her decorating is neat and elaborate, but not horrifying (despite her personal quirks). Miranda and Andy have to hold her back while they're out trick-or-treating with C&C when a teen scares a younger kid, and the kid cries. She gets her revenge later though.

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'Va te faire foutre,' repeated Andy groggily. 'I’m not in love with you. You can’t just say things like that to people.'

490: Working Title by pin_drop [gdocs | m | 4]

Andrea quits her job as Miranda’s assistant only to become (after much discussion) Miranda’s live-in chef.

Anonymous asked:

Hey! I like your blog very much and I was wondering if you happen to know if there is a fic where Andrea teases Miranda with some cheesy pick up lines?

*\(^o^)/*, I’m happy you enjoy the blog!
That’s a little vague for me (could be because I haven’t read it)—maybe someone can help?

crazybecat asked:

Prompt up for grabs: Andrea has a toddler, just three years old, when she gets hired by Miranda. Nate? He’s her best friend who moved with her so that the questions that come up about her son’s father aren’t asked. While working, Andy gets a call about her son(or daughter), and has to inform Miranda in order to leave to go to the hospital where her baby is.

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crazybecat asked:

Semi-headcanon: Miranda wears a lot of belts, or belt-like cloths, due to her C-section scar. She sees it as her only true weakness. She wasn't strong enough to give birth to her daughters, and for the first few years after their birth she was tormented by the thoughts that because she couldn't give birth to them, she didn't deserve them, or their love. Even 11 years later, it still haunts her, and she's afraid that by not covering it up, someone will see the protrusion, and comment on it.

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crazybecat asked:

Prompt up for grabs: Miranda is Donna Sheridan's older sister. Sophie doesn't just invite her 'dads' to the wedding, but Miranda as well, despite not speaking to her sister in 30 years since she ran away at 20 when Donna was 10. (They both changed their name from Princhek) Andrea convinces Miranda to go (along with Cass/Caro and herself). Imagine the chaotic mess that becomes Donna's life when she runs into not only her exes, but her older sister as well. All hell breaks loose. (second send)

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Any unprofessional reference to Miranda’s work schedule was taboo, filling the controversial enough to get her fired requirement much better than a mundane observation about the weather.

489: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Getting Fired by Menzosarres [ffn | t | 07/2014]

Instead of quitting after Paris Andrea decides to get herself fired, trying everything from conversation to freesias. The result is unexpected to say the least.